Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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A narrow escape for the Wee Stuart Anderson-faced star of Channel 4’s A Stab In The Dark there as we did just about manage to avert this – though the couple of weeks where there was no option but to resort to Pecorino instead must have had him checking the rear view mirror on a regular basis – but you really would have thought that the “WHATS THE MATTER WITH YER, YER CAN EAT GRAVY AND OLD COPIES OF THE DANDY LIKE YER NANA USED TO HAVE, IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER WHYS IT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU” brigade might have shut their boring unimaginative traps by now. I’m not going to ask you the full question but, as a vegan, if someone had given you a magic choice between having a breast, nipple, that produced talcum powder, or a hand made out of ham, and you’d opted for the hand made out of ham, would you eat your own ham hand? If you could travel back to any historical period – not just your finger, all of you – A) Where would go if you could go back one time to one historical place in time, where would you go? Ben Evans: Antony [unintelligible]: Do you like having your hair so long and are you going to cut it?

Ben Evans: Can you talk about that thing you did where you were singing with a bunch of other people and some people gave you money?

If you were king of a mythical kingdom, which I know Bohemia isn’t, but it sounds like it is, what would you like your nickname to be? so far, and if you want to know what Emergency Question he was asked and what answer he gave, you’ll have to listen to his episode. Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?

It’s true; everyone else seemed to prefer Taffy Dare – the blonde big-haired Southern-accented one who said ‘ZOWIE! Artificial Intelligence: If a monkey had a magic wand and the ability to cast spells, could they use if to create a portal to a parallel dimension that they would then be able to control the inhabitants of that dimension, or would they be subject to the magical creatures of that said dimension. Do you think it would be cheating if I had sex with you when you were being the robot in Passengers ? Would you rather be happy, grumpy, sleepy, bashful, sneezy, dopey, or some kind of unspecified doctor? Smith is one of Leon Garfield’s many gripping yet unremittingly bleak children’s novels set amongst a soot-caked world of child labour and brutal crime; these novels provoke – it’s fair to say – mixed feelings amongst those who read them or watched television adaptations of them, and you can hear Joanne Sheppard discussing those exact mixed feelings in Looks Unfamiliar here.If you found out that it was actually made out of wasp urine, and always had been, would it still be your favourite and would you carry on drinking it? Morrissey, as you can find out here, is the primary reason why I never really find myself wanting to listen to The Smiths as much any more. Which two different and incompatible animal species would you most like to interbreed in a cruel genetic experiment, and what kind of creature do you imagine this unholy union would create? On Live at the Apollo ,what does it feel like to be standing behind the massive sign with “Live At the Apollo” written on it?