How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Further, since cats are color blind, it is advisable that you mark the vest in some way so your cat will be able to tell it apart from any other non-orange vests they own of a similar cut. There are talks about gun safety, evolutions, abstinence, online safety, drugs, puberty, postapocalyptic survival, and, of course, satanism.

HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY manages to channel the survivalist, gun-hoarding, Alex Jones-watching mentality of people who would actually probably try to train their pets to shoot weapons. and there's good, practical advice to be extracted: Instead of presenting your cat with a toy mouse to play with, have your cat bat around the iodine tablets he'll use to purify tainted water. The taking and sharing of sel furries can act as a way for your cat to bolster their self-esteem, get support from their friends, and foster a healthy cattitude about their appearance! Not only will your fluffy little friend be prepared to fend off criminal, foreign, or supernatural threats, but cats from gun-free homes are more likely to be curious about weapons they encounter than cats who are already familiar with them.I think to get the greatest enjoyment out of this you must read it in small doses over the course of a few weeks. There are almost one hundred million cats living in American households, and untold millions more loosely organized into feral militias.

after reading this book I have talked to my cat about gun safety and can now be sure that no matter what threat he comes across he will always be well and prepared to safely discharge any kind of firearm. Even though he knows I hate it, He licked my face scraping the tears off my cheek with his disgusting smelly tongue. Most of the people you encounter who advocate for the lie of evolution are nothing more than brainwashed sheep, blindly parroting the lies spoon-fed to them by Hollywood Jews and an unholy coalition comprised of elements from the United Nations, European Union, the Rothschild family, and the Bilderberg group. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it.

Because honestly, it feels like the only people who will actually like this book are the people it's ostensibly making fun of, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

If you have a young cat in the house, you’re probably wondering about those upcoming times when you and kitty will have “the talks”. Dust Jackets are not guaranteed and when still present, they will have various degrees of tear and damage.You should speak with your cat about exercising caution with regard to the pictures they take and with whom they share them. However, if your cat is going to use a firearm for hunting, it is important to make sure that they are properly licensed, that they do not fire the gun within five hundred feet of a residential neighborhood, and that they understand the importance of wearing a highly visible orange hunting vest.

A decent book for your bookshelf so people can chuckle at the cover and the title, but the meat and bones of the book is shallow, unfunny, and tiring. I received a review copy of this ebook from Crown Publishing, Three Rivers Press, and NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions.Each issues dire warnings, and a seemingly endless use of cat puns for your amewsment (sorry, I couldn't resist). I could see what it was trying to do—parody ultra-conservative pamphlets about how to protect your children.